Knocked on the door of my neighbor's...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 11/05/2018 at 21:58 • Filed to: A war for the ages

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You know: the ones whose lawn was driven through by one of our guests yesterday. CLICK HERE FOR THE ENTHRALLING CONCLUSION <<<<<

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They fed me pizza and wine.

someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/05/2018 at 22:04

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Well as long as the wine and pizza weren’t poisoned, I’d put that solidly in the win category.

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/05/2018 at 22:07

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Yess! Sounds like you did your time in Neig hbour hell and are reaping the rewards! Did you tell them how many cars you have?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > vicali 11/05/2018 at 22:11

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Nope, although he did say his last car was a Toyota Matrix.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > someassemblyrequired 11/05/2018 at 22:12

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Ye—

[Checks pulse]

Uh oh.

Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/05/2018 at 22:15

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What kind of pizza, though?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Alfalfa 11/05/2018 at 22:17

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Papa Murphy's, pepperoni

someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/05/2018 at 22:24

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should have built up that immunity to iocane powder I guess...

DipodomysDeserti > Alfalfa 11/05/2018 at 22:49

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Sounds like it was the free kind. The best of the pizza varieties.

Alfalfa > DipodomysDeserti 11/05/2018 at 22:53

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Ye s but what better way to judge people than by what pizza they eat.

MoCamino > someassemblyrequired 11/05/2018 at 23:10

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Inconceivable!

AestheticsInMotion > Alfalfa 11/06/2018 at 00:09

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Their toilet paper. That is the best way to judge people. 

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > AestheticsInMotion 11/06/2018 at 00:44

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Do you mean whether the paper hangs under or over the roll? Or by type of brand?  

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/06/2018 at 00:52

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AND then you fell in love with the wife and you began a torrid affair... and it went down something like this:

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/06/2018 at 00:54

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Don’t worry... probably just roofies... they’re gonna come over and untuck you after you pass out....

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 11/06/2018 at 07:21

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Yes.

AdverseMartyr > someassemblyrequired 11/06/2018 at 10:04

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Wrong continent so he’s probably safe.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/06/2018 at 10:26

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Didn’t someone suggest that YOU take THEM wine and steaks? Something got lost in the translation!

Alfalfa > AestheticsInMotion 11/06/2018 at 11:02

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Eat enough of  their pizza, and you'll likely figure that out as well.

Chariotoflove > haveacarortwoorthree2 11/07/2018 at 23:15

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Yeah, this seems a bit different from the usual peace offering protocol.